Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls of all ages, you are about to witness something so elite, so extraordinary, so breathtaking, that it I urge all those with weak hearts and weak bank accounts to please pass on by. This show has traveled across the country time stopping at the most luxurious of private and resort courses to the most down-trodden municipal tracks you can find. Still it brings the same energy to all audiences! Without further ado, please step right up and get your tickets! The Birdie Show has arrived.
